Even Madonna Can’t Remember What Made Her Great

Madonna - Cherish

This is sad. This is so sad.

I would tell Madonna that in the future if you know a song is ‘retarded’ just don’t put it on an album i.e.: Sorry but then I quickly realized that could mean we never would have heard Into the Groove. Madonna should consider herself lucky that we would all listen to tripe like the aforementioned Sorry, I Love New York, and 4 Minutes a thousand times over if it means we could hear even a few fleeting seconds of Pop perfection like Into the Groove.

She’s a lucky woman indeed. Now here’s hoping her post Celebration career will more resemble Cherish than Give it 2 Me.

Oh, we are we kidding? We’ll be lucky if all we get is Push.

She tells Scaggs about writing “Live to Tell” and “Vogue,” returning with a head full of brand-new ideas on Ray of Light and teaming with some of the industry’s biggest hitmakers on Hard Candy. But after all these years, she admits she still can’t sniff out a Number One. “I’ve never been a good judge of what things are going to be huge or not. The songs that I think are the most retarded songs Ive written, likeCherish’ and ‘Sorry,’ a pretty big hit off my last album, end up being the biggest hits,” she tells RS. ” ‘Into the Grooveis another song I feel retarded singing, but everybody seems to like it.”

Yes, everybody ‘seems to like’ Into the Groove because it is the female cousin of Rock With You both of which are everything Forever wished it could have been.

Madonnas Curious Decisions Regarding Recent, Inferior Singles Possibly Explained [Idolator]